WATCH ME AS I JUMP UPON A DISASTROUS BANDWAGON

by joseph goosey

WATCH ME AS I JUMP UPON A DISASTROUS BANDWAGON

The following are moderate concerns but not exactly pressing matters.
1. The fact that when I placed the computer cord into the wall I had
Coors Light on my fingers and there was a very exciting spark.
2. The fact that I cannot induce an orgasm in you unless my beard is
completely out of hand.
3. The fact that I just shaved yesterday.
4. The fact that there is hardly a decent guard rail present in the
parking garage I used this afternoon.
5. The fact that I don't know how to get ahold of the latest issue.
6. The fact that I have now participated in something very absolute.

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