WATCH ME AS I JUMP UPON A DISASTROUS BANDWAGON

by joseph goosey

TO ENGLAND

There wasn't any present available for purchase
and the experience
was disjointedly heterosexual.
A friend wrote
I'M GOING TO ENGLAND.
I'LL MAIL YOU SOME FISH N' CHIPS
but what he doesn't hump
is that I truly am enamored with both fish
and chips. They'll never make the trip
overseas and because of this
I will slip out back
and learn nothing of importance.
One spends their afternoon
gawking listlessly
at gay porn
and they'll emerge
with an undoubtedly self-indulgent slice
of art.

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all words copyright joseph goosey, 2009